November 10, 2006

>whoosh > tht no wrd > neither is yours > we's kiwis> mad

let me tell ya. the way the south westerlies were blowing yesterday, the pervs were out to play. Skycity which operates the skytower in auckland had to close it down because visitors could feel the tower swaying, + the fact that people were throwing up from motion sickness.



how crazy is that? i bet a lot of toupee's and umbrellas (i wanted to say skirts but i think you get the point, pervs) were blown away. mad.

so flick on the telly, wow ... the education government is considering the use of txt language for exams (for those not living in NZ, txt means sms) so it means you could be reading something like "tis iz da answr 4 Q5 - nvrmind i do tat l8tr :P" WTF ...oops sorry still in geek mode. what the fuck? have they gone fucking insane? i can't imagine someone giving me a report like that. i'll have him fucking write it out in plain English and eat the motherfucking report twice. there is no substitute for English, and if the NZ education goes ahead it will be the laughing stock, as though sheep shagging wasn't already a laughing stock.

i wonder whose brilliant idea it was .. oh wait, it's the kiwi's. hmph.

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