got showed the finger so ....

naturally i showed him my finger as well.

this has to be the BIGGEST dickpussy ever. i was about to turn left at the junction at SMK Seaport but there was a car undecided to turn or to go straight. So i made the decision for him, you cant make up your mid then im going first because i know where i'm going. So i turn out, and drive.

With Built to Spill on the stereo, i seemed to hear a faint buzz, i've not heard it from the track before? ... Honnnnnk ... zooms past a porsche (old targa 911) so i thought well how's about that. Wait ... what's that?

The driver turns around to the back window and shows me the finger.

what the FUCK!?! was that for?

So naturally when you get sucker punched you defend but enough defending then you fight back. So i gave him the finger as well. As we passed each other, he made another effort to give me the finger again, so i gave him the finger and if he could read my lips it would spell "F-U-C-K-Y-O-U-W-A-N-K-E-R".

RANT: you motherfucking wanker just because you drive a porsche doesn't give you extra horses in your nutsack to drive like a fucking cock dipshit. to the motherfucker living at SS3 driving a porsche you think you have grapefruits? you wanna go head to head with me fuckhead? let's get fucking started!

smuckered again

it's amazing how foreigners seem to be obnoxious to me; so amazing it doesn't seem funny anymore.

it was a packed arena, so out of the corner of my eye i saw a table, empty with just empty plates. so we sat down; i placed my beer on the table, enjoying the show. Then this happens ....

*AML = Ang Moh Lady

AML: THIS OUR TABLE, WE SAT HERE FIRST
J: woah, woah lady take it easy!
AML: DON'T ASK ME TO RELAX
J: ok ... ok, i can't get up because there's someone behind
AML: WE SAT HERE FIRST!!!
J: lady, ok i'm moving ok? i'm moving. geez.

she tried to repent by giving me one of her seats. pfffftt.

off we went to the next table for the lucky draw.

The problem is not so much giving up the table, but more of mannerism. i hardly raised my voice so why should you? when did you pick up this kiasu-ist skill? you're a teacher in an international school for heaven sake. what are you teaching the kids? You think you were doing the "right" thing by being confrontational but really it just shows you have shit for brains and mannerism of a cow.

on a horror (perceived anyway) day like this .....

deserves a horror experience. i've never hidden my disdain for so-called PHD doctor wannabes or poseur (for the discerning), today proved another reason why Dr.poseurs are just all talk, all snobbish and all hot air.

i was dropped into exam invigilation today so off i went into the exam hall. dr.poseur was chief invigilator. well well well so the fun begins. if chief invigilator means do nothing but read during the exam then holy fuckin high hell, i wanna be one as well.

shit just because you have a poseur dr in front of your name doesn't mean you are off with your duties. so far all PHD dr.poseurs i've met are all the same, no one has proven me wrong at all. So please show me that books haven't gone to your heads, and show me something worth me going "wow"

check out these arseholes

the tunes post of 08/09

i haven't done one of these since i came back from NZ and today i'm feeling musically inclined. for those who know me, music for me, soothes my soul and keeps me sane. Let's start with the best 2008-2009 albums.

1. The Last Shadow Puppets - Age of the Understatement
This Miles Kane and Alex Turner collaboration made me feel like i was in a post 60's- pre-70's Spy movie. They called LSP's genre as Baroque Pop as Mr.Alpert would be proud of, the use of strings is a must in any musical composition. I had only recently discovered this collaboration whilst reading an old copy of Q magazine, but it's set on repeat on my car.They almost remind me of Barat & Doherty partnership. Tracks I can't stop listening to: Standing next to you, Black Plant, Meeting place.

2. The Rascals - Rascaliaze Before Miles Kane became part of the twin terrors of LSP; he fronted a band bastardised from the Little Flames (which the Arctic Monkeys were fans of). Naturally they had a more psychedlia feel very RIDE-ish. Very recommended. Tracks I can't stop listening to: Out of Dreams, Bond Girl, Does your husband know you're on the run?

Alice in Chains - Black Gives Way to Blue all respect to Layne Staley; Jerry Cantrell and the boys must have gone thru hell and back dealing with Layne's suddent demise. It's evident in the lyrics in the poetic track of the same album title; so much so it made me shed a tear. They also have a new singer, which tries to be Staley but really shouldn't because there's only one guy who could sing angry chair in a wheelchair. Tracks I can't stop listening to: Check My Brain (after 5 listens, you'd get used to the droning), Last of my kind, Take her Out, Black gives way to Blue.

Placebo - Battle for the Sun holy shit, i haven't listened to Placebo since their cruel intentions sellout. Androgynous Brian Molko still looks pretty much the same and could pass off as a girl; but of course sexuality is not in discussion here (Molko is bi-sexual and Olsdal is gay); MUSIC is. Most would dismiss this is an ordinary effort by placebo but they just stick in there time & time again. Tracks I can't stop listening to: Ashtray Heart, Bright Lights

The Libertines - Time for Heroes i know, i know Pete Doherty is a junkhead and crack head but it doesn't mean he's a bad songwriter. Barat & Doherty is the quintessential snobby brit twins e.g. morrissey & marr, rotten & vicious, noel & liam gallagher. Despite the junk, Pete can still carry a tune and ever since Barat formed Dirty Pretty Things; he's just not the same. Get over it lads. Tracks I can't stop listening to: Music when the lights go out, What became of the likely lads, what a waster, what katie did, time for heroes

the Black Angels - Passover i got introduced to this band by Gavin who suggested the tune - Black grease. i listen and thought oh shit, this was released in 2006 where was i? if you like jesus & the mary chain and BRMC, this is a MUST! plus it features a female drummer. Awesomeness! Tracks I can't stop listening to: the first vietnamese war, black grease bloodhound on my trail

Notable Tracks from Albums unnoticed
- 10,000ft by Wolfmother of the Cosmic Egg album
- United States of Eurasia by Muse of the Resistance album
- All is love by Karen O and the kids of the Where The Wild Things Are OST
- Vlad the Impaler by Kasabian of the West Rider Pauper Lunatic album
- No you girls by Franz Ferdinand of the Tonight: Franz Ferdinand album