December 18, 2005

Santa's been a naugthy sod.

i've finally figured out some of christmas most alluring questions. how does santa get the toys he distributes?

the answer is here *

he fuckin steals it of course! ingenious. a typical robin hood story kinda, steal from the rich give to the poor; though somewhere in the santa conduct book it must say that you have to smell of alcohol and freely distribute reminants of excess human fluid to other members of the public by marking territory aka territorial pissings.

oh right it's a global phenomenon *

dickheads.

follow through article here *

Saturday was not an anti-commercialisation protest.

"People do Santarchy in other countries, sure, and for them maybe that's their aim, but with us we're just dressing up as Santa and getting drunk. We just like booze."


very creative new zealand, it's REALLY something new.

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