trivia monday

congratulations to Fernando Alonso for becoming the youngest F1 world champion at 24 years of age. Incredible. makes you wonder how we ended up with a schmuck like alex yoong? i think i might start my kids on karting, just because i can't fit into one doesn't mean my gene pool does not have the talent for motorsports.

i entered the weekend asking a shitload of questions but one really stood out like a thumb out of a tight arse. it happened late or rather early in the morning when i was returning from a party; and a car pulled up as i was walking toward the entrance. a white dude (presumbaly 25) got out a few minutes after i entered the lift. "All hail the white dude", the dude's girl was holding the lift door for his royal dickness to slowly walk in. now in this instance, walking like a rapper doesn't help.

WALKIN LIKE A RAPPER ..YO..YO..YO
1. there needs to be rhythm
2. droop you head down
3. drop you shoulders way down as you put your right leg forward
4. repeat with your left leg
5. the shoulders need to synch with the feet
6. as you're walking, do quick stabs with your left & right hands
7. slow down for the rapper walk effect.

DRESSIN LIKE A RAPPER ..HO..HO..HO
1. sean paul baggy shirt with the numbers 69 on it
2. ecko baggy jeans worn low below the butt
3. NY cap worn at a 45 degree angle backwards
4. white arm and head bands
5. High cut Nike air without shoelaces

now that you know the how to dress and walk like a rapper; practise it on people waiting for lifts.

i need answers for.

1. why do people wear their jeans low? exposing their boxers?
2. have jeans fallen off the people wearing them low?
3. how do you feel when your snoopy boxers are seen by people?
4. have they ever thought of just wearing boxers and not the jeans in public?
5. what is the amount of chaffing on the groin and thighs? - a) red as hell b) sore like a pretty boy in jail c) bloody mary d)i cant feel my legs
6. does wearing it low, provide easy access whilst urinating? any splashing?
7. with the jeans so low, resting your testicles on the belt buckle sounds like a challenge; any pubic hair clipping occur? and how is the circulation of blood and air within the region?
8. is sitting on a ice block equivalent to wearing satin boxers/low jeans and sitting on a chair?
9. does putting more things into the jeans pocket mean that to prevent the jeans from falling, you would have to tighten the belt buckle resting on your testicles? how does that feel?
10. Finally, is squating easy for people wearing their jeans low? it should be an entertaining process to watch.

answer truthfully.

*NOTE: if you are offended by my questions, pull up your pants.