Imagine

imagine that i have a day off
imagine that i watch a movie
imagine that i didn't have lunch
imagine that i wanted to have lunch

imagine an academic so lazy, he doesn't wanna lift a finger
imagine an academic who doesn't know how to write modules
imagine an academic who depends on you to write his modules
imagine an academic who complains that you don't send your modules to him

imagine how did he become an academic
imagine why he is so lazy
imagine what he does in the office
imagine who they complain to

imagine that i have to rush his modules
imagine that he complained to the boss
imagine that i will have my size 10's up his arse
imagine that he is no buddy of mine

now ...

imagine i still had not have my lunch
imagine i finished 14 weeks of teaching notes for him
imagine that i finished it within 5 hours
imagine how the students will turn out
imagine what a stupid fucking dipshit he is
imagine i forgot to put in lazy to that

stupidfuckinglazydipshitmotherfucker