it was bound to happen. unfortunately it happens every world cup. no no no im not talking about football im talking about rugby. all birdpoo readers know my disdain for rugby and the only reason why i would write about it is because the much beloved all blacks (no im not being racist)from new zealand choked and got beaten by a slim margin from the frenchies. kiwis don't take it too hard, ya? it's only a game. it's the equivalent of the faroe islands winning the fifa world cup (no offense people of faroe islands) but here are a couple of hints on how to be a really sore loser.
1.
Blame the referee. im happy to see most of the kiwis have already done that.
2. Spell the team that beat you wrongly in your local daily just to take the piss outta them!
3. have readers do a
post mortem so that other people can take shots at the ref only to have a flaming exercise.
4. setup a
group in facebook to condemn his existence
5. if all else fails, keep blaming the ref.
"Sadly we are a dumb rugby nation, we don't play the big matches well.We were a bunch of boofheads. On the big occasions we choke." - Murray Deaker
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