BOOM

the buzz is NZ is thinking about banning fireworks for the coming guy fawkes day. haha. i can't stop laughing seriously; a moon traveller dangerous. haha.


actually they are.


seriously.


i remember when i was a laddie trotting around on my BMX, me and some buds stuck waited for an unsuspecting victim to make a call at a pay phone; noticing a guy coming up, i went up, stuck a moon traveller pointing out from the coin deposit. we spilt before looking at the victim's expression. but all we wanted was some $$ from the pay phone so we thought could blow it up. we went back the next day to put a red cracker in there. i think it would have been easier to just use a sledgehammer. needless to say it didn't work.

have i ever built a pipe cracker? uhm i didn't dare to. but when i was a older laddie, in kuala kangsar, we made one. we ripped all the red crackers open, dumped the powder into a pipe and fused it. "lat tali lat tam pom" i'm glad it wasn't me. lit a joss stick up and stayed 50 million miles away. bzzzzzzz....ssszzzz... BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM .. holy shit. i think it shook the entire town.

of course we have coke-mentos rockets now in place of pipe crackers (im refraining from using b0mb cus i don't want the CIA to beat down my door). mentos rockets are just as dangerous and leaves a fuckin sticky mess. for all who don't know what mentos rockets, the experiment is grab a coke, dump mentos in and watch a fountain. so the advise, please don't be stupid -> eat mentos and drink coke.

so what the kids do nowadays is to slide in a whole stick of mentos, cap the bottle, shake it and smash it on the ground. run back and watch it fly. it's ok at my age, i'll stick to pop pop's thank you.