sat at the throne, laughing like an idiot ..do you remember stupid things you did as a kid? yeah so bear with me as i relive my teenage days

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Story One age: 13-14
location : tuition centre

during my secondary 3 years, i first went to a home tuition centre in SS3, the teacher was a math teacher in Seaport school and as usual everyone knows i fuckin hate maths. So first day, met few close friends and of course a slutty girl - sharon, which happens to be the teacher's daughter. So on my first day, sharon keeps pestering me for information and i
thought to myself, "geez, if you like the guy just call him up" but noooo .... because i was in the same school, had to give info every bloody time. Her dad found out, pretty much scolded her in front of everyone. The tuition centre grew bigger and shifted to a shoplot. Great!?! I was pretty much called a sexist during those days, you see ... 2 girls told me that they'd like to take me out, and i pretty much told them to shove it, why? cus i got no money and there better
things to do than to skate at a ring in asia jaya. So happens, a wannabe gangsta was interested in one of the girls and got pretty chised when i told her no and he was dying to get a 5 second chance to smell her hair or even be inthe same room as her, so he gets his whole fucking gang to talk to me, which is ironic cus there's only me.... wait was there going to be a fight? am i going to be beat up? so he asks his leader whom as i remember was called ah boy to talk to me at some bushes, so he tells me his soldier has some beef with me and how do i want to settle it? i told him that if your soldier had balls he would have been able to get that girl and you & me wouldn't have to talk in some fuckin bush. he pondered a while and said "yeah! that stupid dick!. sorry man!"

The fella ended with the girl, i ended up head over heels over another. unfortunately she ended up with the gangster's best friend. There was an embrassing moment when the teacher caught me drawing, he said "Julian, why are your drawing backsides?" i replied er..those are hearts!.... the whole class went WHOOOOOO... and yep, it was just me & her,blushing.

i guess she felt "fuck!, what a loser!" ... last i heard she's a air stewardess and well i just kept drawing.During my final years at tuition, i had a girl call my home and tell me that she's interested in me and to meet her at the centre. i did go but didn't meet anyone. damn i'm such a loser.

* Story dedications
Selena Khor "it's your braces! they're such a turn-on"
Terence & Adelina " is his balls still intact?"
Mervin "you lucky fuck!"
Aida "you're still a cutie-pie, wish i had the balls to tell you then"
Sharon "you fucking whore"
Elena Lee "it was you, wasn't it? why didn't you say anything?"
ah boy " woi, use your head! not your fists"

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Story two
age: 18 - 19
location : shah alam mansion

my college years ...ahh ..PARTY! was all i remembered. DV8 was a regular joint we used to called the church because we went there religiously. So a couple of buddies - kim san, sean, alex, john, daniel & myself decided hey college is over lets party at alex's mansion over at shah alam. Till today shah alam is still a mystery to me.... why? every fucking
roundabout looks the same. The entire class came for the gig. 12 bottles of liquor and counting. Bam Boom Bang, what happened? everyone's heading away paired. damn must be the liquor. So adeline (why the fuck do i end up with girls named adeline & adelina) and me got into alex's bed. it's getting hot, it's getting steamy ...... PHRRAAANGGGGGG...OUCCCH....
what the..?? Danny's bro - jason was puking, leaned too hard and had the sink crashing on his foot. bro ..were we lucky, 4 drunken idiots speeding down the highway to the nearest hospital. 18 stitches. and well did i get lucky? err what do you think?

Back in college, alex's got some beef with an arrogant pisshead.so we go talk in the stairwell. hey i'm going to bring in a bud of mine to settle this for me. ok... opened the door. fuckin hell ..ah boy what u doin here? ... geez and i thought we been through this. so out came the guy, being as arrogant as he was ah boy, alex & him had fists flying. so they never made up up until this day. the arrogant dud became a photographer and alex owns a bar down in klang. how be-fitting. John & alex nearly got on with it. story cut short - john likes the girl which alex is fucking!

i never really experimented with drugs till i met junior. those days back in bkt. bintang, staring at hookers boobs and laughing practically every tourist; my first narcotic. weed or vitamin G is a good drug of choice, it mellows every muscle in your body and makes a serious conversation seem like a joke.

Went for 2 field trips .... one to genting & one to pangkor. 3 days of basking in the sun, liquoring up & doping up ... 5 minutes of drawing seashells. educational trip eh? yeah so we fucked up the beach, there a class mate going after a whitey, some professions of love, some doping, adeline in a bikini, more doping, night games, 10 dicks sleeping on a large bed, more dope, some liquor, skinny dipping, more doping, more liquor, some dancing, some passing out and back to
school. Genting? party, songs and gambling. educational trip eh?

* story dedications
Alex "bro, i still believe in you"
Adeline "can we pick up where we left off?"
Ah Boy " .....mmmm......"
Sean " where's my air brush compressor?"
Jun " pass the dutchie"
the GD rat pack "enjoyed every bloody minute of it"

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more stories to come, after this short message ....

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fuck it, im too tired.