Jiwang-ster

Head Assault : 50 first dates soundtrack

im back in malaysia, well at least for 6 days before i fly out to auckland again. this jet setting lifestyle sure is hectic but what the hell it beats shouting @ 25 students in class. touchdown @ 10pm and touched the bed @ 2am. stayed up talking to my brother about cars and his expecting daugther. YAHHH im gonna have a niece ... she's gonna be so spoilt. anyways dropped off the package to a friend (the package is not illegal) and wasted no time by rushing off to cyberjaya.

ya see im a man on a mission. ETA cyberjaya 10am, made in less than 20 mins. i underestimated the traffic in KL, must be too use to auckland's laid lifestyle. wait a minute!!.. i'm still on sabbatical leave (to the unknown, sabbatical leave is not a holiday to worship black sabbath but unpaid leave ... i know .. sabbath just sounds so manical) so i go to office to clear stuff.

to the unknown - i have been saying to most of my sem 5 students, i will be going off. and this has materialised finally. all that bullshit and horse rants for 2 years. i'm finally leaving LUCT on unpaid leave to get my Masters degree. So the staffroom was pretty quiet, sombre if i might say so .. as i relentlessly packed, questions were being jammed in to head

- hey how was NZ?
- aiyoh why leave? sedih-la!
- bought back anything ah?
- ringggggg..... eh u dah balik ke?
- im gonna kill u, y r u leaving me alone with 25 students
- ehhh why the candy red & green wan?
- wah sweat like hell hor here?
- hey this is new staff ......

(caution : *jiwang stuff going on here)
guys in cyberjaya, black building, level 2, 2nd door, row left of the filing cabinets .... im leaving you guys for 2 years. im gonna miss the student bitchin, swearing, oogling and many more. i gonna miss you guys. i hate being sentimental and all but you guys are more than family to me. boo hoo. im gonna miss you guys.

my students, ex and current, sem 5's be strong for the australian and american dictatorship might take place. you can fight back. viva la revolution. never be afraid. i've sold out. you ..gotta fight ... for .. your right ... to .. PARTYYYY. no one can fuck up your final project except you, so please if you gonna fuck up.. do it in style.

Here are some shoutouts to friends:

inaT - "rock 4 ever, love ya lots"
Linn - "hang in there, u'll be the boss one day"
Ah Boy - "i've also cut down already. so who's gonna finish my food?"
Mr. Lego - "u've been a good friend and mentor, we'll continue TCM someday .. Go MIDDLESBOROUGH!"
Green Eyed Monster - "Be strong! for you can be so many things you want to be .. not a spider nor a fish."
Zettie Confetti - "i will miss teasing you! when will the baby dream come true?"
Fifie - "i hope u have a good mac technician. eh ingat kit-kat, ye?"
Eddie the Boss - "fuck your bosses man, ask them to eat shit and die, now where's my marlboro?"
dennis wong 3D - "my friend, game on! remember me when ur a 3D master, ok?"
grace SP - "the love of my life, don't miss me too much while im away"
Old Man Liew - "ur too young to worry about anything, just enjoy life my friend"
samdegret - "let's get ready to rumble"
alfa SR20 - "the only way is to turbocharge, mate"
semua saya boleh buat - "multimedia = tan kok huat"
mr seelan - "stop dressing queer mate, ur freakin me out"
the american - "u & elton john ... geez"
my black star - "my haksing..u will be my 1 and only"
ah poh - "my stressed poh, here have a beer on me"

karen wong's australian twin - " ms. van, the vodka is on u, mate"
batu gajah roulette mophead - "enjoy life!live it like ur on red bull and speed"
apple tan - "quit the fags"
diffan biatch - "spank the monkey harder and faster"
Jung Yung - " i fuckin shoulda failed ya... korean army would have a bitchwhore then"
Aunty CV - "u show them grrl, rock tha crib hard"
Budak graf - "oi budaks, lotta walls here man"
Mun-Munster - "i'd like to see the butt slap again, pls"
my edmers.net geeks - "it's starting to get geek-ier by the day"

the ss2 late nite racers club - "it's been a pleasure boys! pedal to the metal"
slash + family - " stay off the juice"
mr.350z - "make ur 1st million, remember me, ah"
les - "eatin bak kut teh won't be the same, my good friend!"

the list goes on and on, i'll just round up to say to my feast of friends ... "the road doesn't end here, i've just taken a detour but soon our paths will be rejoined ..till then play hard, rock hard and most of all be well.

* jiwang - sentimental

** to my enemies - you know who you are. no grudges just wounds. may we be better friends in the afterlife. till then fuck off.