aww shucks

Sept 22, 2010 seemed a long time away; and i never even wished whatever readers i have left (wishful thinking) a happy new year. So i thought the right opportunity would be on the first day of Chinese New Year.


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RANTS FIRST
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I have a rather large bone to pick with elderly colleagues prying into love lives of others; particularly when the culprit is of the "senior citizen" category. Yes, i guess i'm lonely but it doesn't mean i'm desperate. When people interfere and pose a question,"you have to choose between X and Y" not only did you as a human being make a major fuckup but please evaluate your own situation. I can only imagine the awkwardness the poor girl would have felt because not only was it intrusive but shameful because i was never interested in her. i treat all female counterparts the same that one could mistaken to be a sign of interest but nevertheless i never signalled interest. If this is a sign of aging, then i fear for myself because at 55, i really don't want to be a bitch. 


So if you're approaching the retirement age of 55 with your virginity still intact; please concentrate on being poked yourself and leave my love life to me.


[still on the same culprit] i've met many different people in this life - friends, enemies, pretenders, dickless bullies, over-powering zealots, too creative for their own good, opinionators, slackers, softies aka weepers, BIG talkers not doers [the list goes on] but today i add another. eccentric scanters if you do not understand then read on ....


A scanter .....
if you've had the privilege to ride everyone else's car except [insert name]
if you've had opportunity to visit everyone else's home except [insert name]
if you are offered a home cooked meal but [insert name] will only cook at your home
if [insert name] travels to a mall 10 mins away but opts to travel 2 hours to get a FREE shuttle
if [insert name] goes for everything when only entitled for one
if [insert name] won't drive home yet because the road is still wet


then [insert name] is a scanter; what makes him or her eccentric is the reasoning.


An eccentric scanter
i don't allow people to ride in my car because i've parked in a prime spot
i don't allow people to visit my house because there's nothing much to see
i will cook in your house because i don't want to dirty mine
it's free and i have all the time, so why not?
it's free and i'm entitled to all as an employee. the company owes me more
i take care of my car, heck i don't even wind my window down because my car is dust free


GONG XI GONG XI
HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE