i recently caught a glimpse of a colleagues pits unintentionally, i mean i have nothing against hairy pits especially when all of us are born with hair between the joint naturally to ease friction. nowadays due to consumerism, it is almost unseen that a woman should appear out with hairy pits; tsk tsk humanity, one should be able to rock out if women decide not to shave, does it make un-womenly if she doesn't shave and let it rock out? i say heck with it all appearance is subject to the subject itself; if he/she doesn't want to shave, so be it! the person should not be chastised for it as long as their partners are OK with it.
so it brings me to my next story, for weeks i've been tormented by the sight of a slacker dickhead; so naturally this week i should not hold back on stories about him. A group of 7 went for lunch last week, to which a plate of juicy and tender lamb appear. Mr.Slacker opened his mouth to say, it is unnatural to have lamb this tender and preservatives in the tenderiser will kill you whilst stuffing his pie hole with the meat (talk about hypocrisy). Someone please tell this dickhead that if meat tenderisers were bad then we would have to stop eating papayas, pineapples and lemons because they were the key ingredients in the meat breakdown. I almost laughed my head silly when he opened his trap grabbing the last piece, to which i say the statement already made you dumber and slower than you already are and please go bury yourself in a faceful of pits.
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